Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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