Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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