me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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