If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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