Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
whose ass print is on the piano?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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