I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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