So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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