Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
