i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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