he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm always down for nudity.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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