halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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