Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Randomize
