I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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