Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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