not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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