Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's rum buckets o'clock
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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