But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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