he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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