Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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