I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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