she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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