just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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