She said her name was "party"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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