quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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