Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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