i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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