Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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