We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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