why didn't you poke me back
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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