I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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