I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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