I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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