Tell her she can't have a vagina
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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