Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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