In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
