The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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