I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
