so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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