It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i think i have two assholes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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