Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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