just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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