he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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