Don't you send me to vm
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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