I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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