I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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