Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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