I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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