talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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