I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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