The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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