Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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