Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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