please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Randomize
