You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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