Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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