I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wanna passion pit in your ass
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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